Showing posts with label Boys Are Stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boys Are Stupid. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Bitching about MEN!

So! I have been married for almost 9 years (OMG) and we have children. For some reason I cannot get him to be more involved with them. I mean he can bitch at me for I DONT cook supper for when he comes home BUT I do look after the kids all day while he works....when he works..to me that is his break????

I think he may have bathed them twice in their lives.....it is *my* job to do with everything else. I know he works hard but the kids are in bed at 7-730pm and he is home at 5pm and thats not giving him a whole lot of time to be with them.

Lately I am making ( Not making but kind of) LOL! him lay down with our oldest child so he is able to spend more time with her. I just feel that he would rather me do EVERYTHING....

Good points about dh:
cooks supper everynight.
helps keep the house clean......
many more but dont feel like listing them.

So folks! Am I wrong to feel this way??????????????????? I sometimes feel like a single mom with 2 kids.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Convenience: the 'other' C-word...

Convenience, we all love it don't we?
When we're shopping,
when we're cooking,
when we're doing anything that would have otherwise been a big fat PITA!
(pain in the ass)
Convenience does come in handy doesn't it?

Want to know
one thing
that convenience should
never
be associated with?

Friendship!

Don't be a friend of convenience,
don't call only when YOU want to talk but never listen,
or bitch that this same friend is calling you once a day just to say hi.

YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY THAT SOMEONE IS THINKING ABOUT YOU, RIGHT?

One would think...

...the reality is that I'm starting to rethink this 'friendship' of ours.
Sure we've known each other forever...
sure you know me better than anyone else does...
sure there are parts of me that you hold dear & vice versa
but truly
you are ONLY that 'wonderful sweet' friend
when IT SUITS YOU!

Always an agenda,
even though you don't realize it.

Not every day
&
unconditionally
as friendship SHOULD be.
Not with you...
not at all.

If you stand to gain something from it,
then sure you're 'that friend'...

...otherwise, you're just that guy
who lives on that street
in that yellow house with the red shutters.

I am seriously tired of being the 'unconditional' friend
to a friend whose
friendship comes with a boatload of
'CONDITIONS' attached.

It ends tonight.

No more calls.
No more going out of my way.
No more being sweet just because I love you.

No
more
one
way
street
friendship,
period.

I'm done.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

The Insanely Asinine Antics of ASSHOLES & THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM!

Why is it that guys just DON'T EVER FUCKING GET IT?
Why?
I read, on *on a daily basis mind you* True Wife Confessions
(or as I like to call it TWC... see link at bottom of blog to check it out)
&
it's proof positive that guys are,
for the most part,
INSENSITIVELY IMMATURE ASSHOLES!

So many women, dream of their 'one',
think they've 'found "him"',
get married
&
POOF!

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SCHLEP NEXT TO ME WHO INSTANTLY FORGETS ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS HE WAS SO EAGER TO DO PRIOR TO OUR GETTING HITCHED?
Why, when the milk isn't free, do they WORK SO LOVINGLY for it?
The SECOND they realize that they're about to not only marry the
*excuse the expression*
cow, but inherit the entire barn,
that they think it gives them cart blanch to just do the most
ASININE THINGS ON THE PLANET?

AND furthermore, WHY, when they're still in that 'oh so dreamy ooh la la' dating phase,
do they ALSO have their moments of SHEER STUPIDITY?

You have a girl who loves you, she's told you OVER AND OVER that she loves you, she's made it perfectly clear that she's in love, not just 'loves you' but is IN LOVE with YOU...

...what do you do?

Well, apparently I've fallen in love with a school boy because if memory serves, when I was in grade school & a boy would be mean or ignore me or do something stupid,
it meant he liked me.

SO, if this person who I have stupidly professed my love to,
goes OVER A WEEK without so much as a single phone call,
am I just then to assume that he's still not a 'grown up' even at 28?
Apparently so.

It's completely INSANE to me that someone who returns *on occasion* this affection for me, would let this much time go by without so much as a fucking phone call.

(& never mind an email or a text, sadly- he can do neither!)

The worst part about all this is this;

I am fairly certain that in all this time that's gone by, he's not thought of me more than once, twice IF that.
Where I have thought of him every day, sometimes multiple times a day.

Why, do you ask?

MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S NOT BOYS WHO ARE THE STUPID ONES,
PERHAPS IT'S US WOMEN WHO NEED A GOOD BOOT TO THE HEAD?!?!!

I dunno, all I know is that I do NOT chase guys,
never have & don't intend to start NOW, period.

You know, if it weren't for other things going so right in my life I might really have just cause for losing my marbles tonight, but honestly... aside from stupid boys, life is surprisingly GOOD.
So, he doesn't wanna call?
FUCK HIM THEN!

I can lead a boy to love but I cannot make him fall.

I'm gonna go get some tea, anyone else care to join me?


Sunday, February 4, 2007

An Open Letter To My Ex:


I really wish you would just resign yourself to the fact that you don't know what you're doing when it comes to women. When we were together, it was nice but it's over now & we're JUST FRIENDS! I've made this perfectly clear & for a while, you had a hard time with that, or you claimed to be 'ok' with it but the reality was you were calling me more often than my most frequent friend callers, more than a few times DAILY!
Ok, no biggie, I can deal with that, after all, it's part of what being a 'friend' is all about right?
Then you met miss "my kids deserve the world & you're going to provide it for them" girl & you suddenly disappeared.
Again, no biggie, we're just friends, so if you spending more time with a new love than chatting with me is what you wanted, as your friend, I sat by & watched & waited... for the inevitable.

Knock, Knock: Who's there?

INEVITABLE CALLING!

It's amazing to me that after all these months of 'on again, off again' bullshit with the greedy wench, you STILL haven't seen what she's all about?

Why is it that when I told you MONTHS ago that you were nothing more than a ride & a wallet to her that you DIDN'T LISTEN, yet NOW that's what you're saying to me? LOL

I just find it funny.

I'll still be your friend,
even though you're a sporadic one at best,
and I'll even still listen to your endless stories of how you played her,
when honestly if you ask me,
she played you just as much in return.

Just do me one favor could ya?

IF you ever get back with le'douche,
DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT!

I honestly have heard enough about her, her bastard children & her insane ex husband to last a lifetime.

Thank you.

Signed:

'Just Your Friend'.


Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Want & Hate...



I WANT him to miss me...


...I HATE that he doesn't.


Sunday, January 14, 2007

What The !@#$@!!$@#%

Jesus Mary & CHRIST ALL MIGHTY!
Why is it that EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND,
and I mean EVERY weekend
women everywhere have to fucking sit & patiently wait for
so & so or such & such?

Haven't I waited enough?
Haven't I PUT UP WITH ENOUGH?

Well I've had ENOUGH already!

It's time to shit or
GET
OFF
THE
POT!

I have spoken...

...now if only MEN LISTENED WITH THEIR DICKS!

*sigh*

Perhaps I should become a lesbian?

Friday, January 5, 2007

Just curious...

...why is it that men, AND IT'S ALWAYS MEN, feel the need to show back up once they've made themselves the 'EX'? You had me, you could have kept me yet, you dumped me.
Now you hang around like a rat at a dumpster behind Mc'D's?
JESUS CHRIST what GIVES?
Look, I'm kewl with being your friend but when you say shit to me like;
"you never know, maybe you'll just give in & run away with me this year & get married so we can both just relax & not worry about the dating scene..."

WTF?

Look, I am nobodies concellation prize, got it?
You wanna be friends, fine I can be a friend... but that's just it.
FRIENDS.
NOT
friends with benefits
NOT
friends who toss little digs here & there implying anything dodgy
JUST
FRIENDS!

Maybe it's the penis, perhaps it sucks all the brain power
*what little there is in the poor bastards*
right
OUT!

Damn it, now I need some chocolate. LOL