You Know What Sucks...?

...BUYING A WHOLE PACKAGE OF BRAND NEW AA BATTERIES
(EXPENSIVE ONES I MIGHT ADD!)
WITH EVERY INTENTION OF USING THEM
IN YOUR FABULOUS FANTASM'ORGASMIC ELECTRICAL FRIEND
&
NOT BEING IN THE MOOD TO SO MUCH AS OPEN THE PACKAGE,
NEVER MIND ACTUALLY PUTTING THEM IN THEIR NEW HOME
& CRANKIN' THAT PUPPY UP TO FULL THROTTLE!

What the FUCK is wrong with me tonight?

You know, this isn't a big deal, it's life as I know it... single, get my own rocks off, big deal, it's normal for me.
SO WHY TONIGHT AM I NOT EVEN IN THE MOOD FOR ANYTHING?
You know, it's one thing when another person isn't in the mood to be with you in that way
BUT IT'S ANOTHER ALL TOGETHER
WHEN IT'S YOU
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU!

So that's the state of things right now & to top it all off,
I literally, TONIGHT, have come to the decision that, fuck it-
never mind it 'not being fair to someone else' for me to go on a date if my heart was otherwise occupied elsewhere,
NOW
I've realized that
IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME
to sit
&
wait
&
wait
&
wait
for said 'owner of my heart'
TO COME TO HIS FUCKING SENSES!

The hell with that, I'm done worrying about what's fair for others!
It's time for me to worry about what's fair for ME!
And tonight, ME wants to MOVE ON & find myself a nice, new DATE!

You know,
I'd suggest the handsome man I recently had a desire to kiss,
after all, the boy is, in a word...
CHARMING AS HELL!
(ok, so that's 3 words... so sue me!)

He's not off the table, probably won't be since I don't suspect his charm will ever become old hat for me. He's truly a wonderful friend but if I'm being completely honest, his humor & wit is like a breath of fresh air, not to mention he flirts like a true animal.

I DIG THAT!

I just gotta get myself out of this god damned RUT I'm in
&
MOVE THE FUCK ON!

Any ASSvice?
Please, spare me nothing, SPEAK CANDIDLY HERE, after all...

...if not for brutal honesty & raw emotion,
what else is barefoot blogging for?