Stupidity Runs Rampant Down The Branches Of Our Family Tree...
...sad but true.
If you're sick & not feeling up to par, do you GO to a family function where there are going to be YOUNG CHILDREN there?
NO.
If you are the PARENTS of young children who were all three, recently VERY ILL, do YOU then go to said gathering ANYWAY with all three kids hoping that the worst is over & everything will be ok?
NO.
When you are the one smart relative with a small child who DOES stay home to keep your little one away from the FUNK are you then praised for having the smarts to do so in the first place?
NO.
Instead, you hear "why aren't you COMING?"
"we haven't seen you in forever!"
"The kids have never met, I really was hoping we'd see you!"
etc...
blah
fucking
blah.
Newsflash everyone, I WILL NOT BRING MY CHILD SOMEPLACE WHERE THERE ARE CHILDREN WHO, LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO, WERE VOMITING IN SUCH A WAY THAT THE CHICK FROM THE EXORCIST WOULD ENVY, END OF STORY!
When you are the ADULT who KNOWS you don't feel good, SIT YOUR ASS AT HOME & CHILL, YOU'LL BE DOING EVERYONE A MAJOR FAVOR IN THAT ONE MOVE THAN YOU DID BY ACTUALLY SHOWING UP & SHARING YOUR SPOOGE WITH THE MASSES!
Why is it that stupidity always seems to grow the most from your own family tree?
UGH!
If you're sick & not feeling up to par, do you GO to a family function where there are going to be YOUNG CHILDREN there?
NO.
If you are the PARENTS of young children who were all three, recently VERY ILL, do YOU then go to said gathering ANYWAY with all three kids hoping that the worst is over & everything will be ok?
NO.
When you are the one smart relative with a small child who DOES stay home to keep your little one away from the FUNK are you then praised for having the smarts to do so in the first place?
NO.
Instead, you hear "why aren't you COMING?"
"we haven't seen you in forever!"
"The kids have never met, I really was hoping we'd see you!"
etc...
blah
fucking
blah.
Newsflash everyone, I WILL NOT BRING MY CHILD SOMEPLACE WHERE THERE ARE CHILDREN WHO, LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO, WERE VOMITING IN SUCH A WAY THAT THE CHICK FROM THE EXORCIST WOULD ENVY, END OF STORY!
When you are the ADULT who KNOWS you don't feel good, SIT YOUR ASS AT HOME & CHILL, YOU'LL BE DOING EVERYONE A MAJOR FAVOR IN THAT ONE MOVE THAN YOU DID BY ACTUALLY SHOWING UP & SHARING YOUR SPOOGE WITH THE MASSES!
Why is it that stupidity always seems to grow the most from your own family tree?
UGH!
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